Friday, July 7, 2017

So, Guys... till now I have posted my experiences, my culture and many more things. But today I'm gonna share a funny experience, that happened Friday, 7.7.17...As I want to express this in my own language, so leaving english... let me tell you this in Bengali.


Apnader karo na karo bikhyato shahityik R. K. Narayan er "Engine Trouble" golpo tar kotha mone ache nischoi. Ki ki kando hoyechilo sei road roller niye mone ache toh? Tahole aj r ek trouble er golpo boli. Etar naam apnara swochchonde "Tyre Trouble" ditei paren.

Aaj pray diner 6 ghontai bus e katlo. Sokal theke brishti bheja mon kharap kora weather. Er modhyei bikel 4.30 theke dariyechilam Dharmatala mor e. Ekta 3C/1 ba 3C/2 er ashay. Office jawar jonno ei duto bus e vorsa. Onekhon dariye thakar por, pray 5.15 nagad elo ekta 3C/1.

               
Bus e uthe dekhlam tumul vir. ato vir er modhyeo kono krome bosar jayga pelam ekebare Driver er baam diker seat e. sekhane bose samne takiye ami obak! E k Bus chalachche? Sada Chul, dari, Gof er jongole dekhle tar, prothomei mone pore Nobel Joyi r emon durdosha? Swayong jeno Rabindra nath Thakur... Kintu pujoniyo Rabi Thakur kina seshe Bus driver? Byapar ta hojom holo naa. Pray bhyaba chaka khawar por vablam ei duniyay sob e somvob.

Kintu achomkai bus dariye galo elgin road e baam dik gheshe. karon tyre puncture hoye gache. Vora bus ta nimeshe khali hoye galo. lokjon hur mur kore neme porlo. besirvaag lok er e ebar ticket er poysa ferot newar tara. R jei na jatri ra conductor k tara lagiyeche... omni tyre sharanoe achilay Conducter giye dhulo bus er tolay...

Seshe ordhek lok poysa ferot pawar asha cherei onyo bus er ashay chutlen. Kintu ek jaandrel non bengali Mohila. With 3 te lyanda bachcha...suru korlen bochon... "Yeh conductor poisa nehi deta... Ghuss gaya hai bus k niche..." bolei mohila, hatu obdi kapor tule bose porlen niche conductor ki doshay achen seta sorejomine khotiye dekhte. Conductor o beroy naa, mohila somane uth bos suru korlen poysa ferot pawar jonyo.. Seshe take gune gune poysa ferot diye tobe bechara conductor rehai paan.

Iti modhyei spaner soho aro sob jontro pati berolo bus er ondor mohol theke. Amader Rabi Thakur roopi driver shaheb o dhir pragyo mukhe lungi te maalkocha mere niche neme poridorshon suru korlen. kintu tate ki hobe? samne samni koni garir dokan o j nei. tai ogotya Jatri sadharon e "PORITRANAYO SADHUNANG" hoye ei chorom muhute "SOMBHOBAMI" hoye uthlen...

koyekjon nijeder shirt, T-Shirt khule sando porei dhuke porlen bus er tolay.... er por suru holo ek tumul hoi hoi kando... e bole spanner de, o bole tyre khol, se bole pyach khol... se jeno dokkho jogyo bedhe gelo. Jake bole Pandemonium. Atyutsahi besh kichu jatri seat er dhare janala diye mukh bariye tamasha dekhte esechilen. Hothat e bus ta ektu kaat holo... Omni jara bus e chilen chute namlen niche...

Bus er pray sob mohila r purush jatri rai hoye uuthlen bishal maa[p er automobile engineer. sobar busshir chape pore bus ta besh kichuta kaat holei pori mori kore nich theke lokjon beriye elo. Er por oti koshte take sobai mile heeiyo heeiyo kore thele soja korlo ek dol. onyo dol suru korlo tyre kholar kaaj. Bus driver r conducter bina poysar onek helper pelen...

Abosheshe gheme neye kaali jhuli makhar por tyre bodol howay jesob jatri ra chole janni tara swastir niswas fellen. Kintu picture akhono toh Baki hai mere dost!!!

Bus sturt Dilen Kobi guru rupi driver.Khub ashfalon kore bus start nilo. Atokkhon dhore porishrom kora jatrirao sobe gham muche bosechen janalar dhara. hawa khete khete jaben.. Kintu Bidhi Baam!

 

Abar khanik dur jete na jetei dariye porlo Bus. Engine start nichche na. Abar sob jatri jara atokkhon tyre saralen doure naamle. Suru holo bus thele. Sokole daant mukh khichiye sorbo shokti diye bus thelen.. r amader Robi thakur rupi driver shaheb stearing ghoran. Ei korte korte oboseshe ghumonto singho gorje uthlo... Jei na gorje otha soba abar chute ese bus e boslen... Tar por suru holo jatra.. 

Er por jodio r Bighno ghoteni... Amader Rabindranath Roopi Driver valoi chaliye enechilen. Kintu Tyre Bivrater jere aaj office e besh valoi late hoye galo...☺☺☺